My mom. The reason I get up at 5 in the morning and don’t get home until 7 at night. The reason I grind so hard to get these checks. She is my everything. My backbone when I’m scared. My shoulder to cry on. My nurse, cook, cleaner, and most importantly my best friend. I hope she reads this and knows that no matter how hard life has knocked us down, we will get back up together and keep each other strong. I love you Barbara Jean Hamel. No matter what. 💜
My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.